Sunday, February 26, 2006

Pakistan Intelligence Services


How do you stop a Pakistani tank ?
>Shoot the men who are pushing it.

How do you disable Pakistani missiles ?
>Cut the rubber band.

Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes ?
>Neither has Pakistan.

Did you hear about the other latest Pakistani invention ?
>The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact.

How do you sink a Pakistani battleship?
>Put it in water.

Did you hear about the 747 jet which Crashed into a cemetery in Karachi ?
>The Pakistani officials have so far recovered 3000 bodies.

Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who had asked to be buried at sea?
>Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.

Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library ?
>Somebody stole the book.

You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and a Pakistani. You have a gun with ONLY two bullets.What do you do?
>Shoot the Pakistani twice to make sure he's dead.

What's brown and black and looks great on a Pakistani?
>A Doberman.

How can you tell when a Pakistani is lying?
>His lips are moving.

What do you have when a Pakistani is buried up to his neck in sand?
>Not enough sand.

Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of Pakistanis?
>He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

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Salah ud din said...

Oslonor The Norwegian and his Afghan wife are traitors, quisling.

Anonymous said...

Osloner, An Afghan Empire will only be built upon the graves of millions of Hazaras, Tajiks, and Uzbecks-all of whom have been savagely brutalized by the Pashtons=Afghans.

These ethnic groups have gained their relative autonomy and peace through after some 28 years of bloody resistence and struggles. They heroically resisted the Afghans=Pashtons true face that was the Taliban. They will even look at you with disgust if you dare call them "afghans"-a word that has been imposed on them by the Pashton rulers to deprive them of their true identity.

So you need to wake up and look at the hard facts of Afghanistan. A nation that now holds thousands of Massouds. These ethnic groups will continue to paint the ground of Afghanistan in blood untill they either dismantle this misnomer Afghanistan or set up a federal system with a weak cetral government and strong federating units. These federating units will be distinctly demarcated along ethnic lines.

So you need to get a complete afghanistan-related insight shakeup.

Cheers

History Teacher said...

Hello that guy who talking aboute afghan ethnic groups are crazy, he dont know anything about Aria = Ariana = Afghanistan. Just ignore him!!! I think that he is a refugee from another country who have lived in Afghanistan. He is hazara, hazaras are the group from The time of Mongolia (moghols) They are like chinese and moghols.

Anonymous said...

i know that you think this is funny, but the irony is that Afghans have been brainwashed to hate on the very country that would most likely bring peace and stability to that nation, and that country is Pakistan. Rather than antagonizing it, Afghans and Afghanistan should strenghten and builder better relations and enter into some kind of a confederation with Pakistan which has all the potential and resources to become a world power. By antangonizing and pushing Paksitan and Pakistani's away, Afghans are only falling into the trap of foreign powers who are against the natural currents pulling these two together, also, in due time, Afghans would exert considerable influence in the country, but with all the current politics, the position and opinion of Afghans in Pakistan continually decreases to a point now that most Pakistani's no longer trust them and consider them slaves of foreigners and even poverty stricken wannabe power india. Afghans and Afghanistan would be fools to ignore this opportunity.

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