>Shoot the men who are pushing it.
How do you disable Pakistani missiles ?
>Cut the rubber band.
Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes ?
>Neither has Pakistan.
Did you hear about the other latest Pakistani invention ?
>The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact.
How do you sink a Pakistani battleship?
>Put it in water.
Did you hear about the 747 jet which Crashed into a cemetery in Karachi ?
>The Pakistani officials have so far recovered 3000 bodies.
Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who had asked to be buried at sea?
>Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.
Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library ?
>Somebody stole the book.
You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and a Pakistani. You have a gun with ONLY two bullets.What do you do?
>Shoot the Pakistani twice to make sure he's dead.
What's brown and black and looks great on a Pakistani?
How can you tell when a Pakistani is lying?
>His lips are moving.
What do you have when a Pakistani is buried up to his neck in sand?
>Not enough sand.
Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of Pakistanis?
>He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.